Ode to a Webmaster

33

 

 

 

O D E   T O   A   W E B M A S T E R

 

 

Web

master

What in the World is that?

Sounds like someone who would never know

how to swing a bat.

 

Web

graphics.

What in the World are they?

Just another something

to rot your mind away

 

Keyboards, Monitors,

Zip Drives and Memory

Take credit cards to places

that are not so heavenly.

 

I thought I’d find a life here –

a  job with security.

Looks like I’ll be on prozac

for all eternity.

 

I used to write great poetry

Now I just write code.

Java Script and CGI

all stuff best left unknowed

 

Macs and windows.

Unix and NT

Can you guess which one doesn’t

run on a PC?

 

What does the sun Look like?

Do I even care?

I can’t remember when I took a shower

or changed my underware

 

This life is not for every one

In fact it’s not for me

I gonna go sell roses

On the streets of Tennessee.

 

 

 

2/10/99

About hollerscholar

I'm a theology & philosophy student, writer, web developer, and medical laboratory professional.
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